Kase Closed

The Definition of "teh ghey"

2007-08-21T11:32:00.001-07:00

Bol is a fat bastard. Bol is teh ghey. Look at this still shot from an interview posted on youtube. Kase Closed.

The Coke Heads Meet Bruce Leroy!

2007-07-31T11:56:00.001-07:00

BRUCE LEROY IS FOUND!!! He's been promoting Cocaine.

Def Poet Tommy Bottoms

2007-07-31T09:58:00.001-07:00

don't stop hustlin, change ya hustle.

Black Ice - Def Poetry 1

2007-07-31T09:57:00.001-07:00

Man...he's a deep thinker and expresses his message in a way that the people who need to get it can understand and adapt to it. This is a good look. Spread the word. Peace.

Def Jam Poetry - Black Ice

2007-07-31T06:29:00.001-07:00

this is real as it gets. It's hard for us as blacks to express our frustration and anger in a manner that will evoke our passion and get our point across without coming off as "threatening". If we had more like minds towards the upliftment of our people, we would probably be more educated, unafraid to go against the status quo of the "streets" or what the government has planned for us. We need to stay awake and claim what we work for. God is looking out for us, and he sees our struggles. The harder we have to work for the little pieces we get, we will have riches in heaven. We were never promised an easy life, but that doesn't excuse us from not having a good one.

MISSING! Bruce Leroy..

2007-07-19T07:34:00.000-07:00

Where the hell has Bruce Leroy been? Ever since he was the humble hero in the Last Dragon, he dissappeared off the face of his little kung-fu earth. After he got the glow and Vanity, he bounced. Bruce Leroy, if you're out there, resurface. If anyone knows where Bruce Leroy has been or what he's been up to, leave that info in a comment so we can close this kase.

Upcoming Posts...

2007-07-19T06:52:00.001-07:00

This blog is reminiscent of the high school cafeteria; fun, loud, gossip...so get in line bcuz here's the lunch menu for the week:

Monday- Monday Madness: a clusterfuck of interesting and boring things alike that happened over the weekend.

Tuesday- Takeout Tuesday: an example of an inexpensive, entertaining, humurous date.

Wednesday- W.O.W. (War of Words): A debate about anything controversial, political, or relevant I feel like stirring up.

Thursday- MISSING!: Someone who used to be famous but in recent times is nowhere to be found.

Friday- Freeze Frame Friday: You (the readers and bloggers) get to comment on any photo I post. The funniest one gets a special weekend shoutout.

I Can't Stand CHEATERS!!!

2007-07-14T09:03:00.000-07:00

I'm one of those guys that will play video games every now and again, not too competitively, just enough to be engaged for 20 minutes. So I'm over my cousin's house and he has both the xbox 360 and ps3 consoles, and he just got NCAA 2K7. He plays atleast 25 hours a day and can play with one hand and win. this is why i don't play. So I was hangin in there the first half (or he was lettin me hang in, don't know yet) then all of a sudden....everything changed. I couldn't get the ball past half court for my next 12 possessions; all steals. Now for someone that doesn't play too often I started to get as frustrated as a pimp with a hard-headed ho. He would walk up to my players and they would just give him the ball and I'm thinkin what the fuck is goin on? Frustration turned into anger and before the game was over I was ready to break that damn xbox 360, karate kick the plasma tv, and hit my cousin with a Mike Tyson haymaker who was laughing hysterically. I was so filled with rage i didn't even care anymore. The last 4 minutes of the second half wore down as I came close only to be pulverized at the end by a buzzer beating three pointer. The final score was 58-79. I calmly put the joystick down, looked him in the face and said "this is why I don't play this shit...I can't stand cheaters!" He said "I aint cheat, you just shitty"
Kase Closed.

Hungry, Why Wait? Grab a Zebra

2007-07-12T07:46:00.001-07:00

Ever since the passing of the late Steve Irwin, there has been somewhat of a void in that arena of wilderness. Welcome the triple XXX of the jungle, the fear factor food consumer on purpose, the natural survivor, Bear Grylls. In this youtube clip, watch as he rips through the Zebra hide and digs in like he's a lion or some shit. He seems a little too eager to eat that raw flesh, but to each is own. The stinch of carcass doesn't throw him off a bit, he's a survivor. "What about salmonella?" you might say. No need to cook the meat, because the bacteria has enough calories in it for me to live on for the next few days. How does he know how many calories are in zebra meat anyway? And why didn't he cook it first? Because he's a survivor dammit. and they don't do that.

Kase Closed.